Helloooooo(echoes & fades)

The title is the most dramatic thing about this entry.
Life, what is life? No, that doesn't work. I'm a 17 year old kid & I have a very different perspective of life or whatever it is that's been torturing me the day I opened my teeny weeny eyes & started bawling. All of us are going to be doing just what we did when we were born. Cry & whine for no apparent reason. And we're going to sleep. Drift slowly into the magical, ethereal land of dream where your imagination runs wild. Sometimes I wonder if I've woken up yet. People like me also master the art of sleeping with their eyes open, I use this ultra- secret technique which i learned from my Master Kim Jung "Monkey in the shadows" Li in very dire situations like the English class. It takes years & years of practice to master. The basic way is to look like you're concentrating even if you're lost in your thoughts about the Butter Chicken you ate last night. Now, you have to make sure the word doesn't spread. Master isn't computer savvy yet.
I can write, somehow that's the only thing I'm average at. And since I'm not average at many things except making Maggi & planning ways to make kids cry, I thought the only viable career option would be to write. My world is fun if you have an imagination of a 2 year old. This is how my day would be for you, my little 2 year old fan with the amazing premature talent of reading. I get up, CRY(that would be you), I go to school, THE TEACHER GIVES ME A GOLD STAR (again, that would be you pitching in), I come back home, MOMMY MAKES ME CHOCOLATE CAKE(you again), I watch TV, PHINEAS & FERB(that would be me), I sleep, get up, CRY(stop it kid), do some homework, DADDY BRINGS CANDY FOR ME(no seriously,stop), watch TV, MICKEY MOUSE(GO AWAY KID, *gives you a cyber kick on the ass*). Now, my world for me would be everything except the events in block letters.
So here it is, Milky Way(I'm pretty sure the net doesn't spread farther), my world for you in a petri dish for your analysis & yes you can play with the microscope if you want to. HEY! Not so much, Hey! Don't put that red thing in! Gosh, this is a bad idea. But yeah, enjoy.