Death I

Either the smoke's making me want to write or I'm just internally frustrated. Let's talk about death baby. How would you like to die? Most of you wouldn't want to die but just in case you had a choice. For me an airplane death is out of the question, in fact any incident related to falling from a height is out of the question though I'd love to have those yellow bloating thingies around my neck, while I drift about on the sea watching the ocean claim the aircraft. I don't want anything to damage my face when I die. I mean, what if you take your dead form to heaven or hell. I don't want to have an eye missing when I walk up to the big guy. He won't even take me seriously!
What do you think happens after death? Do you float around in space, do you really walk on fluffy clouds, are you really sent to the incinerator below, do you come back on Earth as something else or do you just cease to exist? I prefer everything except the last two, the other options are more exciting.
Does Satan really have a sexy goatee? Does God really have a white,flowing beard or is he just a meek geek wearing specs who's too scared to enter his own science lab project & is just sitting up there like a coward.
Are there any polar opposites or is there just one guy creating both Good & Bad? Maybe Sod or Gatan. No one will ever know. But I promise, if they give me blogging facilities up there or down there or mid air, I will let you know.
Awaiting eagerly for Quick Gun Murugun. 300 is coming at the same time so I'm utterly confused. Do you watch a South Indian spoof or dishy Butler slaying effeminate men with nose ring to pieces. A close battle, but I'm going with QGM for now because I really need laughs right now.
EMAs are on now so I'm going to go & check them out.
See you when I see you, spirit bloggers
(P.S. I don't really think I've done much justice to the death blog so I will continue sometime)
Till then,
Big Bada Boom( Mila Jovovich in The Fifth Element style)